In his short career, Aaron has been called many things: hero, leader, Steward of the White Tree, and hero. Aaron has accumulated an extensive collection of seasonal salt/pepper shakers, which he presents at local and regional kitsch meet-ups. Among his many acquisitions are a yellow belt in Bahrainian Ninjitsu (stolen from a nine-year-old) and the heart of one lucky octogenarian. When not challenging public figures to feats of strength, Aaron enjoys tailgating the elderly, time travel, irresponsible investing, and inciting revolutions in South American countries. Aaron is 213th in line for the throne of Denmark and just missed election to the Holy See of Saint Peter when he lost to Joseph Ratzinger in a tie-breaking game of Jumanji.